why am i not a butterfly i wanna fly into everyones faces and annoy them but they cant get mad cos im so pretty
i have 3 moods:
- skips every song on my ipod
- lets the music play without interruption
- plays the same song on repeat for days
I don’t want to go to school tomorrow
wait
I don’t want to go to life tomorrow
(Source: jizz-vagaysi)
THERE IS A FUCKING COW TRYING TO GET INSIDE MY HOUSE
I AM HOME ALONE
WHAT DO I DO THERE IS A COW PRESSING ITS FACE AGAINST THE WINDOW
tell it to mooove
I’m never the one who gets called first.
I’m never the best friend.
I’m never the one someone falls in love with.
I’m never the best at school.
I’m never the funniest person.
I’m never the most entertaining person at parties.
I’m never the one someone tells a story first.I just exist.
- school: hi your GPA needs to be at least a 4.2 and you have to get perfect scores on your SAT's and ACT's and HSPA's and LMNOP's so you should be spending every second of your life studying if you want to get into college
- school: oh but you should be in 6000 clubs and activities
- school: and do volunteer work
- school: but you need a car and gas money to get to all these places so have a job
- school: do sports
- school: be musically talented
- school: wow eww you breathe?? colleges won't like that
- school: best four years of your life!!1!
